My Brilliant Three-point Plan...

I am going to solve the terrorism crisis and the health crisis with this inspirational three-point plan.

1. Eliminate all motor vehicles from our roads. Motor vehicles run on petroleum products. This means each car, bus, truck and motorcycle on the road is a rolling potential bomb. Get these menaces off the road right away.

2. Replace each motor vehicle with a bicycle. This will eliminate our dependence on foreign oil and spur a fitness boom. The chronically out-of-shape ( a group I'm in danger of joining) would either get in shape or become a mortality statistic. Either way, they become less a burden on the overall health care system. I also toyed with the idea of regional moving sidewalks. This might be a more compassionate mode of transport for those with health issues.

3. I would not get rid of air travel, so in the interest of security all travelers will enter the airport without clothes and without luggage. Think of the speed with which travelers will be able to get to their departure gates. Security checks will be a breeze. This will also spur financial growth in the apparel industry as all travelers would get off the airplane and head right for the nearest clothing outlet.

So, there it is. Many benefits. Foolproof. Let's face it...genius.